willshebemina:

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

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unclefather:

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theotheristhedoctor:

barbedbitchery:

clownsnake:

clownsnake:

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

Generational Constants, artists rendition, 2021

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

That’s just what little brothers do

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non-binary-laurie-strode:

thefaggifier:

NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE

Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies

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babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

babyitaliano:

lettuce-queen-is-valid:

ilovecalc2:

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

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fuckheadwitha:

900m009:

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The extremely rare 6th stage of grief.

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69shadesofgray:

thestrawberrydreams:

Google it like a rational adult

A CONCEPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mjalti:

sometimes I dress up for myself, sometimes I dress up to be Mysterious Beautiful Girl in the grocery store. depends.

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mariacallous:

dying-poet-deactivated20200804:

taking any college course on societal issues in the united states is just like: *realizes its bc of reagan* *traces the cause back to reagan* *discovers the original policy came out of the reagan administration* *finds factual inaccuracies ignored by the reagan administration that are then used to push policy* *finds statistics that show the severity of the aids crisis as well as the beginning of mass incarceration of poc were caused by reagan* *hates reagan*

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